AN OSTENTATIOUS TITLE FOR KEÁNU'S THOUGHTS
This one goes out to my pupperoni, the calvin canine, the big turkey. Over the past few years, he’s always been there when I needed a hug—or he needed a tummy rub. In that time, I’ve learned a few things about a doge’s wisdom:
Go for a walk. Although it's blistering outside, a little change of scenery helps add some color to your day, even if your colorblind.
You don't always get to go to the dog park, so make all the friends you can while you’re there.
To some, digging is a sport. Others search for a bone or root. Just because you dig deeper and deeper, doesn’t mean you’ll find what you seek.
Sometimes you'll be alone, and you’ll have to make your own fun until your hooman returns. But that’s okay because you’re your own best company.
The world is full of different sights, smells, sounds, and tastes. Go see, smell, hear, and lick everything you can.
Personality: Golden Retriever.